your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
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This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad
I miss having this phone so badly
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airbenders: air is about freedom, its about finding the path of least resistance and avoiding conflict
waterbenders: water is about change, about flowing from one state to another knowing life is always moving
firebenders: fire is the energy for life, like the sun. but it can spiral out of control without practiced restraint
earthbenders:
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I’m body positive
I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body
my condolences
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All white armed vigilante groups seem to be popping up in cities where the protests are taking place. And they have the blessing of the police.
kind of belated, but Happy Pride y’all :)
So beautiful
This is from 3 years ago, but desperately needs to be brought back
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a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person
them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?
their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?
them: have i what now
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- huntington beach, covid-19 protest
- huntington beach, black lives matter protest
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🤔
If you ever wondered what an angel is called, the answer is Rahul Dubey!
Does anyone have a link for this? Because I can’t find anything on google and something this well documented should be on the first page
His busines:Â https://www.instagram.com/alvarezdubey/
me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
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